The vampire is a resonant metaphor - a way to frame the deeper intentions of the story. This is a love story, but also the story of two exceptional outsiders who, given their unusual circumstances, have a vast overview of human and natural history, including stunning achievements and tragic and brutal failures. Adam and Eve are themselves metaphors for the present state of human life - they are fragile and endangered, susceptible to natural forces, and to the shortsighted behavior of those in power.
the math books warned us about you
Christmas Stuff: Presents
DO YOU EVER JUST RECALL A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY, REALLY AWKWARD AND JUST CRINGE AT YOURSELF AND YOUR SOCIAL INTERACTIONS AND JUST OH MY GOD WHY
holding the door open for people is very nice but also very dangerous because once u open it there’s the chance that people will just keep coming. and coming. and u will just have to stand there. smiling. as people keep coming through the doorway. and u are there. holding the door. unable to shut it. unable to leave. stuck there until the end of time
DAMN RIGHT IM UPSET AND DON’T YOU DARE THINK I WON’T AVENGE PLUTO
that was seven fucking years ago omg
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